Long Answer: Back in the
1960s and '70s long, tapered, phallic-shaped
vibrators were often sold
through magazine advertisements as "facial massagers". The ads usually
featured an illustration of a woman holding the device up to her cheek,
while the copy touted the massager as a beauty aid to ease tension and
soothe away wrinkles. No doubt those fantastic
plastic phalluses did
ease the tension of many a housewife back in the day, but we're willing
to bet that most of the ladies weren't applying them to their facial
areas.Some small vibrators still marketed as "facial
massagers" in their advertising. Do harried women use them to smooth
away worry lines at the end of a hard day? Who knows. However, there's
no scientific indication that they work for that purpose. There are
medical-grade massagers made for skin treatment that utilize ultra-sonic
vibrations, but they cost upwards of $400, and there's no evidence that
they make your skin look any better either. If you want younger
looking skin, don't smoke, drink plenty of water, and limit direct
exposure to the sun. If you want a nice relaxing
orgasm, fire up your
facial massager and slide it south.
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