Long Answer: People get
vibrators stuck in their asses. It happens. To avoid it, never insert
anything in your ass that doesn't have a flange or flared base, or
something at the end to keep it from going all the way up inside you.
If you do get a vibrator
stuck in your ass, turn it off (if you can reach the controls). If the
vibrator has an external battery pack, remove the batteries. Take deep
breaths and try to relax your sphincter and abdominal muscles. Apply as
much lube as possible to your rectum without pushing the vibrator
further in. Bear down like you're trying to shit the vibrator out. If
you can, stretch your asshole by inserting two or three fingers and
spreading them. If the vibrator has wires attached from a battery or
control pack, be careful when pulling on them, as them may detach. If
you're lucky, you may be able to get the tail end of the vibrator to
clear your sphincter and ease it out of your ass.
If this doesn't work,
don't persist for too long, especially if you're in pain. Swallow your
pride and get yourself to an emergency room. Yes, it's embarrassing, but
it's not the first time it's happened, and it's not the strangest thing
anybody's put up their butt by a long stretch. The ER
probably use a speculum to dilate your butt, and then extract the
vibrator manually. In extreme cases, abdominal surgery may be required.